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As some of you have heard, your staff writer and editor while on the QE2 in January met very briefly a lovely lady named Helen from Akron, Ohio. He plied her with back issues of RRR (never underestimate the power of the press), enticed her for the World Cruise 2000 with emails about the special Cunard 5% discount, and…NO, no more details now, but the next issue will be filled with ALL you want to know including PICTURES and our wedding date. DON'T MISS IT! Was Helen a basketball star at the U. of Akron? Did she disguise herself as a man and play defensive tackle in the NFL? What large, black object does she insist on having in the living room? What did her daughter say when she told her she might…No, no, again, answers to these and other questions and all the details (well, most anyway) in the fall edition. Remember our motto, “Who needs the tabloids when you have Routon's Rousing Reports!!”